Category Reality TV

Wanna Go To Mars?

March 13, 2015 · by · in humor, James L'Etoile, Mars, Mars One, one way trip, Reality TV, travel, write, writing · 9 Comments

We got this all wrong… I’m sitting at my keyboard and revising (as I’m supposed to do) and something shiny crosses the monitor and pulls my attention away like a moth to a flame. A news wire reports that over 200,000 people have applied to travel seven months through space and live on Mars. The […]

Five Signs That The Apocalypse Is Near

October 17, 2014 · by · in 5 signs of the apocalypse, armageddon, author, chaos, dark, drunk, ebola, end of times, Hannibal Lecter, humor, James L'Etoile, Prepper, Reality TV, repent, zombie apocalypse · 4 Comments

The End is near. Repent now. Seems like everyone has a prediction about the End of Days. A rain of fire, earthquakes, a planet killing meteor, or tidal waves of epic proportion; the exact method of human extinction is up for debate. Some look to the heavens to confirm the interstellar alignment of planetary bodies, […]

Get Off My Damn Island!

October 3, 2014 · by · in conspiracy, humor, James L'Etoile, reality show celebs, Reality TV, social issues, Television · 10 Comments

Have you ever wished that reality television was real? I don’t mean to pop your bubble here, but what passes for reality television has about as much basis in real life as a six legged cat from the pages of a Dr. Seuss story. The Real Housewives of Fargo, or wherever the hell that show […]