Tag Archives: television

Ignore The Man On The Roof

July 14, 2017 · by · in finish what you start, James L'Etoile, stress · 5 Comments

If you happened to be cruising through my neck ‘o the woods recently, you might have caught a glimpse of a guy yelling while standing on his roof. (Confessional note: this guy may have been me) I’ve been working up the mojo to cut the cord with my satellite provider and stick it to The […]

Have you tried plugging it back in?

December 4, 2015 · by · in author, call center, customer service, DIY, frustration, James L'Etoile, satellite television, Television · 12 Comments

I swear I was completely sober when this all began. Maybe “completely” isn’t accurate, but the point is, customer service drove me to drink. I should rewind a few days and start from the beginning, then you can get all judgey on my level of sobriety. It’s all about customer service and the times we […]

Five Signs That The Apocalypse Is Near

October 17, 2014 · by · in 5 signs of the apocalypse, armageddon, author, chaos, dark, drunk, ebola, end of times, Hannibal Lecter, humor, James L'Etoile, Prepper, Reality TV, repent, zombie apocalypse · 4 Comments

The End is near. Repent now. Seems like everyone has a prediction about the End of Days. A rain of fire, earthquakes, a planet killing meteor, or tidal waves of epic proportion; the exact method of human extinction is up for debate. Some look to the heavens to confirm the interstellar alignment of planetary bodies, […]